I haven’t even finished recapping our honeymoon in New York, and Joel has already been back to the city without me.
But it gets worse: one of the things that we wanted to do on our trip was see a taping of The Daily Show and/or The Colbert Report. We weren’t able to since they were both on hiatus. Guess what Joel did last week?
Oh, and if that weren’t bad enough, he went back to The Bell House to see the cast of Bob’s Burgers, and Kristen Schaal apologized for not signing our Bob’s Burgers poster.
Oh, and then if I wasn’t jealous enough already, he saw Mike Birbiglia, my favorite comedian, do sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.
I was like this.
So to comfort myself, I’ve been baking like crazy for the past week.
A loaf of cranberry orange bread. (This is an old picture – the loaf I baked this weekend was not as photogenic.)
My gluten free pumpkin muffins.
And I tried my hand at caramel eclairs, gluten free.
made attempted to make eclairs a couple of times in the past (both times with regular all purpose flour – this was before I knew I had Celiac) and both times, my choux pastry came out a little flat. But even those flat pastries were delicious filled with custard (and if I’m being totally honest, on my second attempt, I pitched the pastries and just dug in to the custard with a spoon because that stuff is good.)
So I didn’t have high expectations for my first time making gluten free eclairs. It was definitely different working with gf starches rather than regular flour, but everything tastes as good as I remember, and believe it or not, this was my most successful choux pastry to date.
That could be because I found a helpful photo tutorial. Or maybe because I used a stand mixer rather than trying to beat the pastry by hand. Or maybe I’m just a much better baker now. Yeah, I think I’ll go with that.
Here’s the recipe. I originally found it on the IMDB message boards for the movie Simply Irresistible, which is loosely based on Like Water for Chocolate. Sarah Michelle Gellar’s character makes caramel eclairs that make her love interest fall for her.
Here’s what you’ll need:
4 large egg yolks
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
2 cups whole milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 cup sweet rice flour
1/4 cup cornstarch
1/2 cup water
1/4 cup butter
1 1/2 tsp granulated sugar
A pinch of salt
2 large eggs
1/2 cup dark brown sugar
1/4 cup whipping cream
1 1/2 teaspoons butter
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
And what you’ll do:
First, make the custard
- Place egg yolks and sugar in a large bowl and whisk together.
- Add starch and milk and whisk in to the mixture.
- Strain mixture into a medium sauce pan. Whisk constantly over medium heat until the custard becomes thick.
- Remove from heat, then stir in vanilla extract.
- Transfer to a bowl and refrigerate until you are ready to assemble the eclairs (at least one hour.)
Now for the choux pastry
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
- Measure flour and starch into a small bowl. Whisk thoroughly to combine. Set aside.
- Combine water, butter, sugar, and salt in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil, then immediately remove from heat and stir in flour/starch mixture. Using a wooden spoon, beat the mixture until it forms a big ball. These flours are sticky, so this shouldn’t take long.
- This is where you’ll want to use an electric mixer or stand mixer: transfer the dough ball to a bowl (or the bowl of your stand mixer) and beat for a few minutes. This is to cool the mixture down so we don’t scramble the eggs in the next step. If your dough ball separates into a bunch of tiny dough balls, you’re doing it right.
- Break eggs into a bowl and beat. Pour half in to the dough, and incorporate with the mixer. Wait to add the second half of the egg unto the first half is fully incorporated. Let the mixer run until the dough has transformed into a shiny, sticky paste.
- Transfer the paste into a ziplock bag and cut a hole in the corner (you could use a pastry bag for this if you have one. I don’t). Squeeze the pastry dough into logs on a greased cookie sheet.
- Bake 10 minutes at 400 degrees, then increase heat to 425 and bake for a further 10-15 minutes. Whatever you do, don’t open the oven door!
- When the pastries are tall and fluffy and golden brown, remove from oven and use a paring knife to cut a slit in the side of each. This is so steam can escape and the pastries don’t collapse. Then cool on cookie sheet and (this is the important part) DON’T TOUCH!
When the pastries have cooled and you’re ready to assemble the eclairs, make the caramel sauce
- In a double boiler, combine brown sugar, cream, and butter. Stir constantly, until the sugar has melted completely.
- Remove from heat, stir in vanilla and powdered sugar. Allow to cool for about 10 minutes.
- While the caramel sauce cools, stuff the pastries with the custard. Use a pastry bag, if you have one – as we’ve established, I don’t – I cut the pastries open and spooned the custard in.
- Spoon the caramel sauce on top of the pastries.
Makes 8, plus a couple extra spoonfuls of custard.